Fourth of July

I've always been a fan of the phrase "We the People..." so here are some people.

Hot or Not?

Mrs Ahmadinejad (the one on the right dressed in the black tent) :


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Hot or not?


The Ahmadinejads in Malaysia where Mrs Ahmadinejad cuts loose and shows some skin like a brazen hussy in an attempt to drive men wild (She feels she must. She worries Mahmoud might stray and take a fancy for someone else. He said there were no gays in Iran; he didn't say there were no gays in Mahmoud.)



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Mrs. Ahmadinejad: Hot or not? (note that "hot" refers to attractiveness and not that she might be uncomfortably warm)

May be ineffective read

A Canna Lily is a flowering plant. You can buy a canna bulb, plant it and grow your own but be aware that a "Canna bulb" is not a plant that eats other plants.



(If it doesn't seem funny try saying it out loud. If it still doesn't seem funny then it may not be funny.)

Winged monkey

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Double Minty exercise

A graceful cheek line...depends very much on chewing
The new, taller hairdress accentuates the infatuating contour of a woman's face. No matter which way she turns her head, the rounding and lovely curve of her cheek line dominates the picture. Keep this line from looking old and saggy; chew Double Mint gum. This gentle exercise 5 to 10 minutes daily aids in toning up unused and lazy facial muscles. Try this new Beauty Treatment.

from the Things that won't end well dept.

"We shed a lot of blood for this country. We are not going to give up our country for a mere X on a ballot. How can a ball point pen fight with a gun?" the Herald, a government mouthpiece, quoted Mugabe as saying.link

If Zimbabwe had the Second Amendment then he would probably show more respect for people's votes. (note that I wrote "show more respect" not "have more respect")