Saturday, September 22, 2007

Oh, Canada!

In a bid to discredit Canada at the United Nations, Iran is equipping world diplomats with a 70-page booklet on Canada’s alleged human rights violations.


Yes, Canada , the Great White North. I wonder if it is just a list of people Iran thinks Canada should have hung from a crane?

I hear that page 3 says "I know you are but what am I?" and pages 4-17 are all about the human rights violation of claiming Canadian Bacon is bacon.

Friday, September 21, 2007

The 1.618 Weekly the second edition (coming soon!)

The 1.618 Weekly second edition

(I'm pretty sure karaoke in a thunderstorm is a bad idea. Also, is it a free t-shirt that says Paco on it or is it a Free Paco! t-shirt because he is being wrongfully imprisoned?)

The 1.618 Weekly second edition sample page

Salad pancakes with salad? Waffles are always and in every way better than pancakes.

Dminor is Dr. polute

Thursday, September 20, 2007

The 1.618 Weekly (advance proof)


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or click here for the really large version (about 700K)

1.618 requests Ashy's opinion

Monday, September 17, 2007

new logo for the U.N.

United Nations logo with an accurate slogan - The United Nations always doing something without doing anything

in honor of 1.618's entry at tb.

also the other day I color corrected the picture of Green Peter Garrett (Aaaaaarrrrrrgh, fire baaaaad!)

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Note to new parents (this means you, Ash)

storage container warning
Do NOT store your child in a waterproof container! Even if it is raining! Make do with a tiny baby umbrella.

(as an aside, the kid in the illustration doesn't even fit in the container. Someone would have to force the lid closed)

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Over the edge

A friend of mine for about 10 years is over the edge. She has always been a lefty. She used to be fun to argue with. I rarely convinced her to change positions but I think I showed her that there was logic and reasons why people disagreed with her it wasn't (just) because conservatives are evil. And she showed me that I'm a heartless bastard and I'm okay with that.

We drifted apart over the years. We see each other less and less. Also, she would say she'd call me back tomorrow and not actually call for 2 weeks. I don't like that. It has been about a year since I last heard from her. I sent her a Christmas card in January. I think it's over. I'm not sure I'm disappointed, the last time I was with her wasn't entirely fun :

1) she prefaced this by saying "you'd have to be a idiot not to realize this" : She claimed that in order to be middle class in the United States that you have to make at least $200,000 a year. I laughed out loud and asked if that was the median and where and how that figure came from. She had nothing to back it up, but she knows it is true. (btw, this isn't NYC. She lives in an older but nice house that cost less than 100K - I wonder what she would do with $200K/year)

(I think she got tired of saying "You'd have to be (enter pejorative here) to think (something she disagrees with)" only to have me volunteer that I might, in fact, be evil or stupid. She'd make a face of complete horror every time.)

2) she claimed that "Big Pharma" only steals research from the NIH and produces almost no useful drugs. They then sell non-useful drugs at unreasonablely high prices. The price needs to be lower so everyone can have access to these non-useful drugs. She also claimed that "Big Pharma", apparently since they have nothing else to do, creates diseases in order to sell a cure. I asked if she have any proof or evidence or even implication of this massive conspiracy involving thousands of people all over the world? I thought she'd back down. Basically, they are corporations, therefore evil, and therefore can be presumed guilty without any evidence at all.

3) she was really rude to the waitress when the kitchen screwed up her salad. Technically they screwed up her order 3 times but it was a gigantic salad and it wasn't like they accidently put an undercooked goat's head in it. Too many sprouts, aiiieeeeeee! And it wasn't the waitress's fault that the kitchen screwed up. She got huffy and declared that she knows one of the owners and that he'll be hearing about this. That she was a nice person was one of the things I liked about her.