DETECTIVE PACO: Is There Any Crime He Can't Solve?
1.618: Meet the International Woman of Mystery
JULIA GILLARD:Guest Writer Julia Gillard Gives You Her Top Fashion Tips
TIM BLAIR: The Truth Behind "The Column [that] Never Sleeps"
SEAT OF LA TROBE: Long-time Resident and Former Police Sergeant Jason Wood, or Guy-Who-Just-Moved-In and Former Soldier and "Famous" Labor Candidate Whose Name Escapes Me Right Now, Probably Because I don't Live There Anymore?
Col. Milquetoast was one of the thousands of monkeys banging on typewriters since the mid-seventies trying to recreate Macbeth. Having become disaffected by the intense pressure involved, his complete lack of talent and his superior's refusal to make use of his prehensile tail he quit to lead a simple but mostly contented life in the midwest. Occasionally he writes in third person when there was no good reason not to write in first person.
8 comments:
Ashy thinks it's awesome.
She suggests the addition of a few more headlines, such as:
JULIA GILLARD: Face of an anorexic weasel or Face of a New Australia?
KEVNI RUFF: Is he Tuff Enuff?
COLONEL MILQUETOAST: Man of the States: Coast to Coast
HABIB: Man or RAAF Machine?
HOWARD: Politician of the Century or Politician for the Rest of the Century?
ADORABLE: Let the Sparks fly as you meet Ash's baby!
Dear Ashy,
You'll make the best Political reporter. I love the Julia Gillard heading.
We could do a feature on Habib.
I think baby talk would be a full page.
Some more suggestions 1.618:
DETECTIVE PACO: Is There Any Crime He Can't Solve?
1.618: Meet the International Woman of Mystery
JULIA GILLARD:Guest Writer Julia Gillard Gives You Her Top Fashion Tips
TIM BLAIR: The Truth Behind "The Column [that] Never Sleeps"
SEAT OF LA TROBE: Long-time Resident and Former Police Sergeant Jason Wood, or Guy-Who-Just-Moved-In and Former Soldier and "Famous" Labor Candidate Whose Name Escapes Me Right Now, Probably Because I don't Live There Anymore?
SLEEP: When Will Ash Get Some?
EVIL GENIUS: What is Karl Rove Really Doing?
When Will Ash Get Some?
*snicker*
Hee hee hee. I was wondering if anyone was as filthy minded as I am Colonel.
DETECTIVE PACO: Is There Any Crime He Can't Solve?
Paco section could help the advertising rates up LOL
Now, back to lunch peoples...
Lunch? Lunch?! I have no need of food or sleep!
Apparently.
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