Saturday, October 27, 2007

a mathematical proof

I did not do this so I can not take credit for its cleverness. I found it on the internet somewhere. You have to admit it makes a compelling case.

mathematical proof that girls equal evil

6 comments:

Ash said...

Girls aren't evil!

Col. Milquetoast said...

Girls aren't evil!
I did not say girls were evil. That mathematical proof says it. Do you have the math to back up your assertion? Personally I question if something warm, soft, and pretty can be evil.

on the other hand, I girl I used to work with got married and a few months afterwards he forgot her birthday. Before they were married he was "Mr. Send flower for every little occasion" and so she punished him for 5 days and every day he was groveling for forgiveness. On that 5th day she told him she's forgiven him but then she turned to me and said "I'm going to make him suffer for 3 more days just to make sure he knows what I expect from him." The first 5 days I understand. Saying she forgave him but then deciding to methodically be mean to him for 3 more days does seem a little evil.

Ash said...

Do you have the math to back up your assertion?

Well, no, but that's only because I failed maths. Several times. Go me!

That one girl may be evil, but not all of us are! I've been known to punish people, but not for eight days straight.

Col. Milquetoast said...

I've been known to punish people, but not for eight days straight.

You don't have a problem with saying "I forgive you" but then continuing the punishment? Shouldn't people say what they mean?

(btw she usually isn't evil)

Ash said...

Colonel, I'll punish someone right up to the point I say I forgive them.

If I forgive them, I can't punish them any further.

Once I've forgiven them, I've forgiven them. I can't go back on that.

But if I haven't forgiven them... MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Grimmy said...

Col. milque:

A flaw in the maths you present.

Lust for money = root of evil.

Therefore, only the really pretty girls are pure evil.