Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (or as his friends call him Mahmmy) trying to find god.

Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad explaining that if he discovered his nose was gay then -bang!- he would shoot it.

Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on day 4 of the 7 day self-help course "Learning to Point"

Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad spends the day with a finger up his nose because the Supreme Ayatollah Khamenei told him to.

Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says "Uh... derrr..."

Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad explaining that the dangling booger was due to a devilish plot perpetrated by the Great Satan and the Zionist entity. He then forces the dangling booger to cease its counter-revolutionary activities.

Carbon Rich

After careful, time consuming and stressful cultivation my scheme completely benevolent plan to become rich from dealing in carbon credits has begun. I can now say that I have planted thousands of trees. A small forest.


Some of my freshly planted trees face more hardship than others but I'm still counting them as trees planted.


Update :
Just cleaned out the gutters (again) of more than enough potential trees to fill a 5 gallon bucket. More Carbon Riches.

But these seemed different. They seemed noble, self-sacrificing and a little patronizing and then I realized that these must be good and kind-hearted socialist maples. These I decided to sow in a pile where each tiny tree can work cooperatively, submerge themselves to the greater good, and each will be sure to use only its fair share of resources.