I would like to nominate as the best coat of arms in the world : Hensbroek
Hensbroek is a village in North Holland, Netherlands. "Hens" is dutch for chicken and "broek" is dutch for pants so obviously the coat of arms is a picture of a hen in pants.
|from wiki (where they seem less sure as to what chickens look like.)|
Hensbroek means hen's pants so why not draw a hen wearing pants? Actually, it turns out that it's origins are "It was founded as "Heynsbroec", meaning the marshy wetland of Heyn"
An explanation in Dutch is here. I think it means that it was a swampy, marshy land where a person would not want to wear long trousers but instead wear pants (in the British sense). So, meaning "need-to-wear-short-pants-land of Hen" Presumably, the coat of arms was drawn without the historical memory of the original meaning.
To the people of the village of De Hulk in the Netherlands I offer a coat of arms of their own. I hope they won't be too modest and start calling themselves incredible.
|De Hulk, Netherlands Coat of Arms|