Bobby Vinton version of the Too Fat Polka lyrics :
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me
She's too fat
She's too fat
She's too fat for me
I get dizzy
I get numbo
When I'm dancing
With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat
She's too fat
She's too fat for me
She's a twosome,
She's a foursome
If she'd lose some
I would like her more some
I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat
She's too fat
She's too fat for me
Can she prance up a hill?
No, no, no, no, no
Can she dance a quadrille?
No, no, no, no, no
Does she fit in my coupe?
By herself she's a group
Could she possibly
Sit upon my knee?
No, no, no
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat
Much too fat
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
Much too fat
She's too fat for me
The Andrews Sisters singing a variation of the Too Fat Polka.
He's Too Fat For Me version lyrics
Here's a silly ditty you can sing it right away
Now here is what you say, so sing it while you may
Here's a silly jingle, you can sing it night or noon
Here's the words that's all you need because I just sang the tune
Oh, I don't want him you can have him
He's too fat for me
He's too fat for me
He's too fat for me
I don't want him you can have him
He's too fat for me
He's too fat
He's too fat
He's too fat for me
I get dizzy
I get numbo
When I'm dancing
With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo
Oh, I don't want him you can have him
He's too fat for me
He's too fat for me
He's too fat for me
I don't want him you can have him
He's too fat for me
He's too fat
He's too fat
He's too fat for me
Can he prance up a hill?
No, no, no, no, no
Can he dance a quadrille?
No, no, no, no, no
Does he fit in my coupe?
By himself he's a group
Could he possibly
Sit upon her knee?
No, no, no
Oh, I don't want him you can have him
He's too fat for me
He's too fat for me
He's too fat for me
I don't want him you can have him
He's too fat for me
He's too fat
He's too fat
But he's just right for me
He's so pretty
and so witty
It's alarmin'
when he goes in swimmin'
Oh, I don't want him you can have him
He's too fat for me
He's too fat for me
Ah, but he's just the right size for me
I don't want him you can have him
He's too fat for me
He's too fat
He's too fat
He's too fat for me
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