Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Too Fat Polka


Bobby Vinton version of the Too Fat Polka lyrics :

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me
She's too fat
She's too fat
She's too fat for me

I get dizzy
I get numbo
When I'm dancing
With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat
She's too fat
She's too fat for me

She's a twosome,
She's a foursome
If she'd lose some
I would like her more some

I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat
She's too fat
She's too fat for me

Can she prance up a hill?
No, no, no, no, no
Can she dance a quadrille?
No, no, no, no, no
Does she fit in my coupe?
By herself she's a group
Could she possibly
Sit upon my knee?
No, no, no

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat
Much too fat
She's too fat for me

She's too fat for me
Much too fat
She's too fat for me








The Andrews Sisters singing a variation of the Too Fat Polka. 


He's Too Fat For Me version lyrics

Here's a silly ditty you can sing it right away
Now here is what you say, so sing it while you may
Here's a silly jingle, you can sing it night or noon
Here's the words that's all you need because I just sang the tune

Oh, I don't want him you can have him 
He's too fat for me
He's too fat for me
He's too fat for me
I don't want him you can have him 
He's too fat for me
He's too fat 
He's too fat
He's too fat for me

I get dizzy
I get numbo
When I'm dancing
With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo

Oh, I don't want him you can have him 
He's too fat for me
He's too fat for me
He's too fat for me
I don't want him you can have him 
He's too fat for me
He's too fat 
He's too fat
He's too fat for me

Can he prance up a hill?
No, no, no, no, no
Can he dance a quadrille?
No, no, no, no, no
Does he fit in my coupe?
By himself he's a group
Could he possibly
Sit upon her knee?
No, no, no

Oh, I don't want him you can have him 
He's too fat for me
He's too fat for me
He's too fat for me
I don't want him you can have him 
He's too fat for me
He's too fat 
He's too fat
But he's just right for me

He's so pretty
and so witty
It's alarmin'
when he goes in swimmin'

Oh, I don't want him you can have him 
He's too fat for me
He's too fat for me
Ah, but he's just the right size for me

I don't want him you can have him 
He's too fat for me
He's too fat 
He's too fat
He's too fat for me

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