Saturday, December 18, 2010

bad at math?

Zimbabwe's 100 trillion dollar bill that's 100,000,000,000,000
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Robert Mugabe, President of Zimbabwe and chief economy imploder, has a scheme to encourage economic empowerment. It could be education, skills training, equipment, computers, business skills, managerial skills, import/export knowledge, etc but none of that wasn't mentioned. Instead :

Under Zimbabwe's empowerment laws, black Zimbabweans should acquire 51% of foreign businesses.

"We can read the riot act and say this is 51% we are taking and if the sanctions persist we are taking over 100%," Mr Mugabe said


We all know math doesn't seem to be Mr. Mugabe's strong suit so I can't help but wonder if he means : "we are taking over : 100%," or if he means "we are taking : over 100%."

I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to seize 130%...

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Dancer

Dancer Looking at the Sole of Her Foot sculpture by Edgar Degas; Rewald #49 (#IL), nude
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"Dancer Looking at the Sole of Her Foot" sculpture by Edgar Degas.

It doesn't really need any commentary.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Trojan

Trojan Horse by Giuseppe Arcimboldo
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Trojan Horse by Giuseppe Arcimboldo. He didn't just paint still lifes of fruits and vegetables.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Feliks Topolski

Feliks Topolski's painting of the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth (2nd part, 5th panel)
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The newly crowned Queen from the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth by Feliks Topolski (2nd part, 5th panel). This is the image I had been looking for to illustrate this post.

Topolski's mural at Buckingham Palace is in 2 parts. The first shows the street procession. The second part, on the wall facing the first part, is the ceremony at Westminster Abbey divided into 6 sections placed between windows. The height of the mural is given as 4 feet. I don't know if the mural was hung high or at eye level.


Feliks Topolski's painting of the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth
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second part (in black and white)

Feliks Topolski's painting of the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth detail with Winston Churchill
second panel (in black and white)

Feliks Topolski's painting of the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth detail with Winston Churchill and I think Louis St. Laurent PM of Canada
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a closer detail of the second panel of the second part. To the right, I think unmistakably, is Winston Churchill amongst what the caption says are some of the Commonwealth's prime ministers.

Feliks Topolski's painting of the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth
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detail of the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth by Feliks Topolski (2nd part, 4th panel).

Pics scanned from an old Horizon Magazine (November 1960). The writer assures the reader that the "elegance, wit, désinvolture, and almost reckless impressionism of Topolski's style has produced something far more dashing than the usual stodgy commemorative painting." So true.

Especially the désinvolture. Topolski probably carried a backpack full of désinvolture where ever he went. Hopefully, a waterproof backpack so none of it would leak out. Of course, some people might object to his désinvolture. I imagine some are even outraged he would take his désinvolture out in public. Perhaps I too would object if I had to sit on a bus next to Topolski and his désinvolture on a hot day. (The writer surely wouldn't use a French word simply to be pretentious when a word in English would suffice, so I'm assuming "désinvolture" is french for "disemboweled vulture".)

Feliks Topolski's painting of the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth, the first part, the street procession
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first part (in black and white)

Note the almost complete lack of architecture or scenery — it is limited to the important things : the people.

It is fun and exuberant stuff. At least I think so. A few years ago I saw a Topolski book "Fourteen Letters" on sale at the book store. I bought 2 extra copies and proceeded to present it to people I thought would appreciate his work. The people I had in mind refused it. Eventually I found other people I thought would like it and each time it's been refused. Apparently, I am a terrible evangelist.

I'll have to put this book on my list. But just one copy.

This article says Topolski was commissioned because the Duke of Edinburgh knew Topolski socially — not necessarily because of the art.

This bit is amusing (from the article above) :
He did not comment on Topolski’s excellent likeness of Queen Mary, nor on the less easily identifiable one of his uncle Lord Mountbatten, but paused before that of Jomo Kenyatta and recalled the day he and the Queen presented Kenya with its independence. “It took place in a football stadium,” he said. “The Kenyan flag went up, and there was a hiatus. There was silence for about two minutes. And I said to him, ‘Are you sure you want to go through with this?’ — which failed to be seen as a joke by some of the Kenyan listeners.”


LOL

Sunday, November 28, 2010

ouch

engraving by Theodore De Bry after a painting by Jacques le Moyne (who accompanied a French expedition to Florida in 1564) showing how the Timucua treated the enemy dead. Including breaking bones, severing limbs, shooting arrows into the corpses, and scalping and drying the scalps over a fire.
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engraving by Theodore De Bry after a painting by Jacques le Moyne (who accompanied a French expedition to Florida in 1564) showing how the Timucua treated the enemy dead. Ouch.

Note the time lapse quality of the figure(s) running in the background.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

The Facebook Queen

part of The Coronation of Queen Elizabeth II by Feliks Topolski

Above is part of The Coronation of Queen Elizabeth II by Feliks Topolski. c. 1960. I have yet to find someone who likes his work as much as I do. The Duke of Edinburgh commissioned it so he might.


I hear that the Queen of England is on Facebook. I assume she gets on facebook, looks up people from school and messages them asking :

"Remember me from algebra class? I was the girl who wore a crown everyday..."

or

"I was the girl who hit you with a scepter when you were flirting with the boy I had a crush on. I think it was a ruby that came off and had fastened itself to your forehead."

(I can't find the magazine to scan the image I wanted so this one will have to do.)

Friday, October 29, 2010

It is so big...

It seems like all nature shows that deal with any sort of geography at some point say "blah blah blah it is so big that it can be seen from space." Of course it can be seen from space. Basically everything can be seen from space unless it is underground.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Russian Rocket Powered Horse

Russian Rocket Powered Horse or a Russian soup wagon from the Russo-Japanese war, 1904. photo by J. Martin Miller.
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The rocket powered horse was developed by Paco Industries for the Russian Imperial Army circa 1904. The exhaust force from the vertical nozzle pushed the rear of the cart down and raised the horse off the ground to prevent injury at high speeds. Steering was accomplished through a handle next to the driver controlling a differential mechanism affecting the comparative speed of the wheels. Pulling back turned left and pushing the lever forward turned right. The rear exhaust nozzle's thrust enabled unprecedented speeds which any army could appreciate.

The main problem with the Rocket Horse was inattentive conscripts being told to pour the volatile rocket fuel into the opening at the rear. This lack of clarity did not lead to good results for either the horse nor the conscript. Other minor problems included its tendency to flip, its poor steering capabilities, its lack of passenger or driver restraints and its occasionally becoming unintentional airborne.

or

A Russian Soup Wagon
The Czar takes good care of his soldiers. A notable feature of the equipment of the Russians in the traveling field kitchen, consisting of a boiler mounted in a special wagon, so arranged that it keeps the army soup hot while being served.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Robert Crumb's biological father?

Coney Island by Paul Cadmus
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Coney Island by Paul Cadmus (1904-1999) painted in 1934

Cheap Thrills album by Janis Joplin with cover art by Robert Crumb
Robert Crumb (born 1943)

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Dr. Seuss and a pussy cat

The Rather Odd Myopic Woman Riding Piggyback on One of Helen's Many Cats by Theodor Geisel aka Dr. Seuss

Above is "The Rather Odd Myopic Woman Riding Piggyback on One of Helen's Many Cats" painted by Theodor Geisel aka Dr. Seuss.

The Cat in the Hat could have been so different.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Peek a boo

A Nymph and a Satyr  (attributed to Pierre-Charles Trémolières) oh no, nakedness!
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A Nymph and a Satyr attributed to Pierre-Charles Trémolières (1703-1739).

Note the difference between a Nymph and a nympho : a nympho would stay awake for the debauchery.

Unlike this painting by François Boucher, this just seems pervy. And not pervy in the good, just doing my part to continue the survival of the species way but the creepy kind of pervy. The voyeuristic eagle on the left doesn't help.

I imagine clothes that cling to you with no visible means of support like the satyr's outfit wouldn't be that comfortable.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Repo Men

The upcoming Repo Men movie is a science fiction story about how artificial organs can be bought on credit and if the payments aren't met then the organ gets repossessed.

My prediction : at some point in the movie they kill someone, stand over the corpse preparing to remove the organ, and say "Sorry, it only has a lifetime guarantee."

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Don't touch my muffin

multiarmed Dancing Ganesh (c.10-11th century)
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Although some of his arms have broken off, Dancing Ganesh (c.10-11th century) can still flash gang signs, hold an axe, wear an uncommon amount of jewelry (for a guy with an axe), and nibble on a giant cupcake/muffin. Surrounding Ganesh is several half-sized people.

Ganesh's forward facing eyes looks a little odd but better stereoscopic vision would be advantageous for someone with a bunch of arms and an articulated trunk.

And um... that's, uh, that's probably the end of his belt hanging down between his legs. Yeah, that's it. A belt.