Col. Milquetoast's Blog: I can has gravity?

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

jaw droppingly funny or incredibly mean

Anonymous said...: That poor pussy cat!; December 6, 2007 at 1:20:00 AM CST
Col. Milquetoast said...: That poor, poor pussy cat! I temper my guilt at laughing at that by telling myself "they're doing it in the name of science"

job interviewer : What did you do at NASA?
interviewee : I threw a cat at a wall in zero gravity.
job interviewer : uh, that was...uh, like science, right?
interviewee : Sure, we showed conclusivly that throwing a cat at a wall in zero-Gs is something cats really don't like. You probably shouldn't do it unless the cat has been declawed.; December 8, 2007 at 7:01:00 AM CST
Anonymous said...: I have a sneaking suspicion that that poor pussy cat, if it hadn't been declawed, caused those astronauts some severe damage.

I would have if I was the cat!; December 8, 2007 at 11:40:00 PM CST

Wednesday, December 5, 2007