Last week at work a girl told me that 'somebody' likes me. This somebody sent Emily over to ask if I was married etc. Of course, Emily refused to tell me who the mystery girl is because apparently that simply isn't done (despite the fact that we are neither 9 years old nor in grade school).
So now I walk down the hallways and with every female I see I think "Oh yeahhh...she's checking me out!"
One possibility is a nurse who is about 75... I accidently touched her breast about 2 years ago. It is possible that it was a pivotal moment in her life and has been pining for me ever since. But I kind of hope not.
Another woman I know wants me to date her daughter (although, I have to admit, it isn't because she thinks I'd make her some beautiful grandchildren but because she wants her daughter to date someone with a job.)