Carbon Rich

After careful, time consuming and stressful cultivation my scheme completely benevolent plan to become rich from dealing in carbon credits has begun. I can now say that I have planted thousands of trees. A small forest.


Some of my freshly planted trees face more hardship than others but I'm still counting them as trees planted.


Update :
Just cleaned out the gutters (again) of more than enough potential trees to fill a 5 gallon bucket. More Carbon Riches.

But these seemed different. They seemed noble, self-sacrificing and a little patronizing and then I realized that these must be good and kind-hearted socialist maples. These I decided to sow in a pile where each tiny tree can work cooperatively, submerge themselves to the greater good, and each will be sure to use only its fair share of resources.