DETECTIVE PACO: Is There Any Crime He Can't Solve?
1.618: Meet the International Woman of Mystery
JULIA GILLARD:Guest Writer Julia Gillard Gives You Her Top Fashion Tips
TIM BLAIR: The Truth Behind "The Column [that] Never Sleeps"
SEAT OF LA TROBE: Long-time Resident and Former Police Sergeant Jason Wood, or Guy-Who-Just-Moved-In and Former Soldier and "Famous" Labor Candidate Whose Name Escapes Me Right Now, Probably Because I don't Live There Anymore?
Ashy thinks it's awesome.
ReplyDeleteShe suggests the addition of a few more headlines, such as:
JULIA GILLARD: Face of an anorexic weasel or Face of a New Australia?
KEVNI RUFF: Is he Tuff Enuff?
COLONEL MILQUETOAST: Man of the States: Coast to Coast
HABIB: Man or RAAF Machine?
HOWARD: Politician of the Century or Politician for the Rest of the Century?
ADORABLE: Let the Sparks fly as you meet Ash's baby!
Dear Ashy,
ReplyDeleteYou'll make the best Political reporter. I love the Julia Gillard heading.
We could do a feature on Habib.
I think baby talk would be a full page.
Some more suggestions 1.618:
ReplyDeleteDETECTIVE PACO: Is There Any Crime He Can't Solve?
1.618: Meet the International Woman of Mystery
JULIA GILLARD:Guest Writer Julia Gillard Gives You Her Top Fashion Tips
TIM BLAIR: The Truth Behind "The Column [that] Never Sleeps"
SEAT OF LA TROBE: Long-time Resident and Former Police Sergeant Jason Wood, or Guy-Who-Just-Moved-In and Former Soldier and "Famous" Labor Candidate Whose Name Escapes Me Right Now, Probably Because I don't Live There Anymore?
SLEEP: When Will Ash Get Some?
EVIL GENIUS: What is Karl Rove Really Doing?
When Will Ash Get Some?
ReplyDelete*snicker*
Hee hee hee. I was wondering if anyone was as filthy minded as I am Colonel.
ReplyDeleteDETECTIVE PACO: Is There Any Crime He Can't Solve?
ReplyDeletePaco section could help the advertising rates up LOL
Now, back to lunch peoples...
ReplyDeleteLunch? Lunch?! I have no need of food or sleep!
ReplyDeleteApparently.