tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6023545572453789968.post9069945793073964647..comments2023-05-26T04:27:01.792-05:00Comments on Col. Milquetoast's Blog: For relief from aches and painsCol. Milquetoasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02663068441544498425noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6023545572453789968.post-67635172121609763362007-09-11T05:07:00.000-05:002007-09-11T05:07:00.000-05:00I'll have the Deluxe edition thanks.I have plenty ...I'll have the Deluxe edition thanks.<BR/><BR/>I have plenty of knots in my shoulders...Ashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17178235918126336324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6023545572453789968.post-60540628785374390322007-09-11T00:39:00.000-05:002007-09-11T00:39:00.000-05:006. correction, satisfaction guaranteed6. correction, satisfaction guaranteed1618https://www.blogger.com/profile/17310442030071432871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6023545572453789968.post-37248099615444467532007-09-10T22:40:00.000-05:002007-09-10T22:40:00.000-05:003) I would love a personal rub down after my daily...3) <I>I would love a personal rub down after my daily exercise</I><BR/>I'll definitely see how I can work this into my commute. I'll have to double check where the international date line is and get back to you.<BR/>4) we'll see.<BR/>5) to clarify: I am certainly capable of rolling, but am designed not to <I><B>accidently</B></I> roll (that would be embarrassing)<BR/>6) <I>ROFLA </I><BR/>-sniff- your laughing after I promise you satisfaction makes me slightly insecure.Col. Milquetoasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02663068441544498425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6023545572453789968.post-32373931123939153642007-09-10T18:27:00.000-05:002007-09-10T18:27:00.000-05:001) I do not require batteries (That's a good thing...1) I do not require batteries <BR/><BR/>(That's a good thing considering I'm up at 6O'clock each morning in the park)<BR/><BR/>2) I am cordless (you can take me almost anywhere!)<BR/><BR/><BR/>This is a good thing as each morning at 6am I'm at the park and it's a good thing to know you're portable.<BR/><BR/>3) the ad says "soothe neck, shoulder muscles, arms, legs and tired feet" However, I can also soothe other parts.<BR/><BR/>This is a good thing as at 6.30 am I would love a personal rub down after my daily exercise.<BR/><BR/>4) I may be less of an embarrassment to be seen in public with rather than with the mechanical type.<BR/><BR/>I might look more embarrassing.<BR/><BR/>5) I was designed not to roll away if left on an inclined surface.<BR/><BR/>This is handy to know, as I'm told I like to roll and alot.<BR/><BR/>6) your satisfaction guaranteed or your money back!<BR/><BR/>ROFLA>>>>>1618https://www.blogger.com/profile/17310442030071432871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6023545572453789968.post-11819265553324397802007-09-09T21:38:00.000-05:002007-09-09T21:38:00.000-05:00Dear 1.618,In my interest to relieve you from any ...Dear 1.618,<BR/>In my interest to relieve you from any aches and pains I volunteer to be your personal massager. I am generally superior to the mechanical types in several ways :<BR/>1) I do not require batteries <BR/>2) I am cordless (you can take me almost anywhere!)<BR/>3) the ad says "soothe neck, shoulder muscles, arms, legs and tired feet" However, <I><B>I</B></I> can also soothe other parts. (for example, hands, back and more! You'll have to wash your feet before I'll massage them, but that's just hygienic.)<BR/>4) I may be less of an embarrassment to be seen in public with rather than with the mechanical type<BR/>5) I was designed <I><B>not</B></I> to roll away if left on an inclined surface.<BR/>6) your satisfaction guaranteed or your money back!<BR/>yours,<BR/>Col. M.Col. Milquetoasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02663068441544498425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6023545572453789968.post-78278673137810735512007-09-09T17:22:00.000-05:002007-09-09T17:22:00.000-05:00Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1618https://www.blogger.com/profile/17310442030071432871noreply@blogger.com