Wednesday, May 14, 2008

politician training


...Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

He does sound like a politician :
he games the "I'm disabled" PC system
spent someone else's money
took money from one to bribe someone else to like him
spent it on something he didn't need
spent far too much for what he got
spent it on something without understanding what it was for (if he knew what to do with them he would have had a much different answer when asked why he ordered two)
the money was spent with very little to show for it

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

He's still got my vote.